I’m not talking about getting ahead in career, education, wealth or social standing.
I’m talking about slow drivers on the freaking highway. Or any road for that matter.
How the hell do these people get anywhere?
When I’m out on the road inevitably behind one of these turtles, I think the day will be over by the time they get to wherever they’re going. How do they show up for appointments on time? Do they have to leave 2 hours early for a destination 20 minutes away?
It’s maddening.
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Admittedly, I may have just the weest bit of a lead foot. 😉 But if my foot is lead, those who I’ve been unfortunate enough to be behind in traffic are feathers. Do they even know where the gas pedal is?
Maybe it’s a PA thing. PSA – in Pennsylvania we drive 10 mph over the speed limit! If you are going the speed limit you are driving too slow!
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I’ve got places to go, things to do, people to see!
Okay, okay, maybe not that many places, things, people, but still, I don’t want to waste precious time out of my day lollygagging on the road.
Maybe time moves differently for Pokey Pokertons. Maybe it just moves faster and ticks by more pronounced for me. I dunno.
I do know though that I when I’m on the road behind a slow-ass driver, watching the clock march on while I’m idling along in measly second gear, I always wonder,
How the fuck does anyone get anywhere?
❤️
CM
