-Words by CM
Are you a procrastinator? I wonder how many of us are out there. Now I’m not talking about the type of person that occasionally puts off cleaning out their refrigerator…
Dear Everyone That Calls Me, I am the worst. Who doesn’t talk to the people they love and care about? Answer: me. It’s a big joke nowadays that…
No commentary needed except this: I told my mom to watch The Office because well, it’s the fucking best. She saw one episode and said it was...what was the word…
A sampling of a few of my favorites: "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” One of the ultimate bitches of life -…
