-Words by CM
Remember those Geiko commercials that had the turtles named the Slowskys? They’re gold. Don’t remember? Look it up. Done? Okay, now we can go on. The Slowskys, they’re on their…
You know the emoji you use when your mind is blown? 🤯 Yeah, that one. One day I said to someone that this emoji looks like a plate fell on…
In case you've been living under a rock the Phillies are in the NLCS (National League Championship Series for those really not in the know). Big deal considering they haven't…
If you don’t like mayonnaise at all, then thanks for reading. Have a nice day. By the way, what the fuck are you putting on a tuna fish sandwich then…
No, I’m not drunk, yet. I wrote that correctly. It isn’t FOMO - Fear Of Missing Out. It’s FMYMO - Fear Makes You Miss Out. Don’t let fear rule your…
